Glad-I-Ate-Her

Since gay marriage has been given the go-ahead in Canada, some traditions have started---

On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.

Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.

It is customary at gay nuptials for the parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony.

Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because it's all carbohydrates and sugar.

It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.

During the first dance, it is considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand-held lasers.

For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is thrown in the face of a hated rival.

The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least one go-go dancer.

The DJ is not allowed to play "Let's Hear It for the Boy," "It's Raining Men," or "I Will Survive."

The father of the bottom pays for everything.



Glad

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

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"The father of the bottom pays for everything."

Ouch!