A Pussy And Bitch
 

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

i like it

awsome joke

Lol!! Man that was a good one!! Keep 'em commin'!!

Except for you, Annie :icare: . No bitch, all ... (oops!):o :p

Funny as hell. Thanks

All too true...What a good father.

lol

That was a damn good one!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one!

nice!!! great joke

hate to see the parent teacher conference when they call everyone in to discuss his new found vocabulary.

:D

hehe, what was mom thinking tellin him to ask his dad?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

awesome :-D

:P

lol nice one

rofl, gotta love sex jokes.

good one

good ol' dad

great joke

That was a really good one. :)
I'm going to have to pass that one on!

That, my friends, was a good one

Great stuff! Keep it coming.

got a laugh

that's good.. haven't heard it before.

Great joke. I'll have to tell it to the wife!!

heh heh

That father is my new role model...come here son... :)

I never got answers like that

funny, and often all too true

That's a funny joke. My barber told me that one, except instead of pussy and bitch, it was pussy and cunt.

I like that one

Perfect description, no matter how sexist it is, its just about right! Thanks for the joke

thats pretty good :lol:

I thought that was the way it was supposed to be!! haha

haha :D

that's fantastic. love it. thanks man

very funny joke !