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LittleOralAnnie 07-20-2003 08:25 AM

A Pussy And Bitch
 
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

PayUp 07-20-2003 09:08 AM

i like it

ssander9 07-20-2003 09:13 AM

awsome joke

Regziever 07-20-2003 01:58 PM

Lol!! Man that was a good one!! Keep 'em commin'!!

grumpyolddude 07-20-2003 05:02 PM

Except for you, Annie :icare: . No bitch, all ... (oops!):o :p

steelerz 07-20-2003 07:32 PM

Funny as hell. Thanks

TerresqueÜ 07-20-2003 09:31 PM

All too true...What a good father.

MacGnG 07-21-2003 12:02 AM

lol

strange 07-22-2003 10:32 AM

That was a damn good one!

johnnymysto 07-22-2003 11:28 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one!

The Rogue 07-22-2003 03:05 PM

nice!!! great joke

oblar 07-22-2003 04:25 PM

hate to see the parent teacher conference when they call everyone in to discuss his new found vocabulary.

nico 07-22-2003 06:09 PM

:D

dover, ben 07-22-2003 09:57 PM

hehe, what was mom thinking tellin him to ask his dad?

Soda_BoB 07-23-2003 03:19 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Jonnymax 07-23-2003 03:28 AM

awesome :-D

fishman23 07-23-2003 04:35 AM

:P

Dil 07-23-2003 05:12 AM

lol nice one

Garbalo69 07-23-2003 05:55 AM

rofl, gotta love sex jokes.

rundmv 07-23-2003 01:15 PM

good one

The_Dude 07-23-2003 01:38 PM

good ol' dad

vinnyferrozzo 07-23-2003 02:32 PM

great joke

thumper 07-23-2003 08:02 PM

That was a really good one. :)
I'm going to have to pass that one on!

fro2020 07-23-2003 08:07 PM

That, my friends, was a good one

hobo 07-23-2003 10:01 PM

Great stuff! Keep it coming.

hotzot 07-23-2003 11:47 PM

got a laugh

Latch 07-23-2003 11:50 PM

that's good.. haven't heard it before.

bish 07-24-2003 06:44 AM

Great joke. I'll have to tell it to the wife!!

Flesh 07-24-2003 06:47 AM

heh heh

abelak 07-24-2003 07:37 AM

That father is my new role model...come here son... :)

Slims 07-25-2003 04:36 PM

I never got answers like that

loganmule 07-25-2003 05:15 PM

funny, and often all too true

SirLance 07-25-2003 05:47 PM

That's a funny joke. My barber told me that one, except instead of pussy and bitch, it was pussy and cunt.

crfpilot 07-26-2003 09:40 PM

I like that one

GremlinDelirium 07-26-2003 11:53 PM

Perfect description, no matter how sexist it is, its just about right! Thanks for the joke

wflol 07-28-2003 01:26 AM

thats pretty good :lol:

tfpfreak 07-28-2003 12:54 PM

I thought that was the way it was supposed to be!! haha

Nizzle 07-28-2003 03:46 PM

haha :D

WarriorBuddha 10-28-2004 06:24 AM

that's fantastic. love it. thanks man

akechi 10-28-2004 08:25 AM

very funny joke !


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