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Old 07-20-2003, 08:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Pussy And Bitch

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i like it
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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awsome joke
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Old 07-20-2003, 01:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol!! Man that was a good one!! Keep 'em commin'!!
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Old 07-20-2003, 05:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Except for you, Annie . No bitch, all ... (oops!)
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Old 07-20-2003, 07:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Funny as hell. Thanks
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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All too true...What a good father.
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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That was a damn good one!
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one!
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Old 07-22-2003, 03:05 PM   #11 (permalink)
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nice!!! great joke
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Old 07-22-2003, 04:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hate to see the parent teacher conference when they call everyone in to discuss his new found vocabulary.
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hehe, what was mom thinking tellin him to ask his dad?
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:19 AM   #15 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:28 AM   #16 (permalink)
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awesome :-D
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:35 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:12 AM   #18 (permalink)
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lol nice one
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:55 AM   #19 (permalink)
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rofl, gotta love sex jokes.
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:15 PM   #20 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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good ol' dad
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:32 PM   #22 (permalink)
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great joke
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:02 PM   #23 (permalink)
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That was a really good one.
I'm going to have to pass that one on!
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:07 PM   #24 (permalink)
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That, my friends, was a good one
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:01 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Great stuff! Keep it coming.
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:47 PM   #26 (permalink)
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got a laugh
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:50 PM   #27 (permalink)
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that's good.. haven't heard it before.
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Old 07-24-2003, 06:44 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Great joke. I'll have to tell it to the wife!!
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Old 07-24-2003, 06:47 AM   #29 (permalink)
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heh heh
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Old 07-24-2003, 07:37 AM   #30 (permalink)
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That father is my new role model...come here son...
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Old 07-25-2003, 04:36 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I never got answers like that
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Old 07-25-2003, 05:15 PM   #32 (permalink)
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funny, and often all too true
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Old 07-25-2003, 05:47 PM   #33 (permalink)
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That's a funny joke. My barber told me that one, except instead of pussy and bitch, it was pussy and cunt.
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:40 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I like that one
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:53 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Perfect description, no matter how sexist it is, its just about right! Thanks for the joke
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:26 AM   #36 (permalink)
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thats pretty good
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Old 07-28-2003, 12:54 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I thought that was the way it was supposed to be!! haha
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Old 07-28-2003, 03:46 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2004, 06:24 AM   #39 (permalink)
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that's fantastic. love it. thanks man
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Old 10-28-2004, 08:25 AM   #40 (permalink)
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very funny joke !
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