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LittleOralAnnie · 07-20-2003, 08:25 AM

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

PayUp · 07-20-2003, 09:08 AM

i like it

ssander9 · 07-20-2003, 09:13 AM

awsome joke

Regziever · 07-20-2003, 01:58 PM

Lol!! Man that was a good one!! Keep 'em commin'!!

grumpyolddude · 07-20-2003, 05:02 PM

Except for you, Annie

. No bitch, all ... (oops!)

steelerz · 07-20-2003, 07:32 PM

Funny as hell. Thanks

TerresqueÜ · 07-20-2003, 09:31 PM

All too true...What a good father.

MacGnG · 07-21-2003, 12:02 AM

strange · 07-22-2003, 10:32 AM

That was a damn good one!

johnnymysto · 07-22-2003, 11:28 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one!

The Rogue · 07-22-2003, 03:05 PM

nice!!! great joke

oblar · 07-22-2003, 04:25 PM

hate to see the parent teacher conference when they call everyone in to discuss his new found vocabulary.

nico · 07-22-2003, 06:09 PM

dover, ben · 07-22-2003, 09:57 PM

hehe, what was mom thinking tellin him to ask his dad?

Soda_BoB · 07-23-2003, 03:19 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Jonnymax · 07-23-2003, 03:28 AM

awesome :-D

fishman23 · 07-23-2003, 04:35 AM

Dil · 07-23-2003, 05:12 AM

lol nice one

Garbalo69 · 07-23-2003, 05:55 AM

rofl, gotta love sex jokes.

rundmv · 07-23-2003, 01:15 PM

good one

The_Dude · 07-23-2003, 01:38 PM

good ol' dad

vinnyferrozzo · 07-23-2003, 02:32 PM

great joke

thumper · 07-23-2003, 08:02 PM

That was a really good one.

I'm going to have to pass that one on!

fro2020 · 07-23-2003, 08:07 PM

That, my friends, was a good one

hobo · 07-23-2003, 10:01 PM

Great stuff! Keep it coming.

hotzot · 07-23-2003, 11:47 PM

got a laugh

Latch · 07-23-2003, 11:50 PM

that's good.. haven't heard it before.

bish · 07-24-2003, 06:44 AM

Great joke. I'll have to tell it to the wife!!

Flesh · 07-24-2003, 06:47 AM

heh heh

abelak · 07-24-2003, 07:37 AM

That father is my new role model...come here son...

Slims · 07-25-2003, 04:36 PM

I never got answers like that

loganmule · 07-25-2003, 05:15 PM

funny, and often all too true

SirLance · 07-25-2003, 05:47 PM

That's a funny joke. My barber told me that one, except instead of pussy and bitch, it was pussy and cunt.

crfpilot · 07-26-2003, 09:40 PM

I like that one

GremlinDelirium · 07-26-2003, 11:53 PM

Perfect description, no matter how sexist it is, its just about right! Thanks for the joke

wflol · 07-28-2003, 01:26 AM

thats pretty good

tfpfreak · 07-28-2003, 12:54 PM

I thought that was the way it was supposed to be!! haha

Nizzle · 07-28-2003, 03:46 PM

haha

WarriorBuddha · 10-28-2004, 06:24 AM

that's fantastic. love it. thanks man

akechi · 10-28-2004, 08:25 AM

very funny joke !

07-20-2003, 08:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	A Pussy And Bitch A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

07-20-2003, 09:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	i like it __________________ Born to Lose.

07-20-2003, 09:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	awsome joke __________________ I never said you had to.

07-20-2003, 01:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! Man that was a good one!! Keep 'em commin'!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-20-2003, 05:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Except for you, Annie . No bitch, all ... (oops!) __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-20-2003, 07:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
steelerz Insane	Funny as hell. Thanks

07-20-2003, 09:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	All too true...What a good father. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-21-2003, 12:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	lol

07-22-2003, 10:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
strange Insane Location: So. Cal.	That was a damn good one!

07-22-2003, 11:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one! __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

07-22-2003, 03:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
The Rogue Tilted	nice!!! great joke

07-22-2003, 04:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hate to see the parent teacher conference when they call everyone in to discuss his new found vocabulary. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-22-2003, 09:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
dover, ben Upright	hehe, what was mom thinking tellin him to ask his dad?

07-23-2003, 03:19 AM	#15 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

07-23-2003, 03:28 AM	#16 (permalink)
Jonnymax Maxed out Location: Portland, OR, USA, Earth, Milky Way	awesome :-D

07-22-2003, 06:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
nico Tilted

07-23-2003, 04:35 AM	#17 (permalink)
fishman23 Banned	:P

07-23-2003, 01:38 PM	#21 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	good ol' dad __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-23-2003, 11:47 PM	#26 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	got a laugh __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-23-2003, 05:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
Dil Tilted Location: Sydney <-> Australia	lol nice one

07-23-2003, 05:55 AM	#19 (permalink)
Garbalo69 Tilted	rofl, gotta love sex jokes.

07-23-2003, 01:15 PM	#20 (permalink)
rundmv Insane	good one

07-23-2003, 02:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
vinnyferrozzo Tilted	great joke

07-23-2003, 08:02 PM	#23 (permalink)
thumper Tilted Location: Po-dunk	That was a really good one. I'm going to have to pass that one on!

07-23-2003, 08:07 PM	#24 (permalink)
fro2020 Still crazy after all these years Location: Norther Cal	That, my friends, was a good one __________________ I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

07-23-2003, 10:01 PM	#25 (permalink)
hobo Archangel of Change	Great stuff! Keep it coming.

07-23-2003, 11:50 PM	#27 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	that's good.. haven't heard it before.

07-24-2003, 06:44 AM	#28 (permalink)
bish Crazy Location: Indy	Great joke. I'll have to tell it to the wife!!

07-24-2003, 07:37 AM	#30 (permalink)
abelak Addict Location: Europe	That father is my new role model...come here son... __________________ Screw it, Let's go bowling.

07-25-2003, 04:36 PM	#31 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I never got answers like that __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

07-25-2003, 05:15 PM	#32 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	funny, and often all too true

07-25-2003, 05:47 PM	#33 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	That's a funny joke. My barber told me that one, except instead of pussy and bitch, it was pussy and cunt. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-26-2003, 09:40 PM	#34 (permalink)
crfpilot Punk In Drublic Location: So Cal	I like that one

07-26-2003, 11:53 PM	#35 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Perfect description, no matter how sexist it is, its just about right! Thanks for the joke __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

07-28-2003, 01:26 AM	#36 (permalink)
wflol Tilted	thats pretty good

07-28-2003, 12:54 PM	#37 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	I thought that was the way it was supposed to be!! haha __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

07-28-2003, 03:46 PM	#38 (permalink)
Nizzle God-Hating Liberal Location: Silicon Valley, CA	haha __________________ Nizzle

10-28-2004, 06:24 AM	#39 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	that's fantastic. love it. thanks man __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

10-28-2004, 08:25 AM	#40 (permalink)
akechi Insane	very funny joke ! __________________ ~DJ PLAY THAT MUSIC LOUDER ONEGAI~