Railroad Sex
 

A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer.

'What are you so happy about?,' asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!' exclaimed the Bartender. 'Was she pretty?'

'Don't know. Never found the head...'

Oooo... yikes!

ewwwwwwwwwwww.