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gremlinx8 · 07-19-2003, 02:03 PM

Boy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep. He goes in to the maid's room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can hear him.

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government is fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of shit.

Regziever · 07-19-2003, 02:48 PM

hehehe.. Good one!! And true =)

bastit · 07-19-2003, 11:29 PM

its funny cause its true

TerresqueÜ · 07-19-2003, 11:35 PM

How painfully true.

Gortexfogg · 07-20-2003, 05:53 AM

Funny stuff and a great analogy.

hawkeye · 07-20-2003, 01:11 PM

very nice

resilient · 07-20-2003, 06:32 PM

LOL.....so funny and yet so true.

Stare At The Sun · 07-21-2003, 01:07 PM

LOL thats a good one, and sadly its true..

strange · 07-22-2003, 10:19 AM

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

xepherys · 07-17-2007, 01:28 AM

hehe, smart kid!

Lady Sage · 07-17-2007, 06:38 AM

Out of the mouths of babes...

Brewmaniac · 07-18-2007, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Sage

Out of the mouths of babes...

You said it right, Lady Sage!

Oldie but still a Great joke!

mazak · 07-21-2007, 05:23 PM

lol thanks,that was great.

07-19-2003, 02:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
gremlinx8 Insane Location: Illinois	Government Analogy Boy: Dad, what's politics? Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son? Boy: I still don't understand dad. Dad: Think about it for a while son. That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep. He goes in to the maid's room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can hear him. The next day... Son: Dad I understand politics now. Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son. Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government is fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of shit.

07-19-2003, 02:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	hehehe.. Good one!! And true =) __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-19-2003, 11:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
bastit Tilted Location: San Diego	its funny cause its true __________________ Have you ever caught a fart in a cup then smelled it...uhh yeah me neither

07-19-2003, 11:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	How painfully true. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-20-2003, 01:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	very nice __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

07-20-2003, 05:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Funny stuff and a great analogy.

07-20-2003, 06:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
resilient Upright Location: bumb fuck no-where	LOL.....so funny and yet so true. __________________ " Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker "

07-21-2003, 01:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	LOL thats a good one, and sadly its true..

07-22-2003, 10:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
strange Insane Location: So. Cal.	Hahahahahahaha!!!!

07-17-2007, 01:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	hehe, smart kid! __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

07-17-2007, 06:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Out of the mouths of babes... __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

07-21-2007, 05:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
mazak Crazy Location: louisianna	lol thanks,that was great.