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Police At The Door
The police came to my front door the other night holding a picture of my wife.
The Constable said "Is this your wife sir?" Shocked I answered "Yes." He said, "I'm afraid I have to tell you that it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality and she's good with the kids..." |
Ha, Benny Hill lives!
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