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acostello · 07-18-2003, 02:09 PM

Subject: Mongolian STD

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tell the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis".
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice". The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money"

CSflim · 07-18-2003, 02:18 PM

Brilliant!

KellyC · 07-18-2003, 05:39 PM

funny!! i love the way U spell to match chinese guy's accent...even though its stereotype....U so funny, me laugh ass off

oblar · 07-19-2003, 12:35 AM

hehe very awesome

have to echo KellyC's thoughts on the accent

Dilbert1234567 · 07-19-2003, 01:14 AM

lol thats horible

Regziever · 07-19-2003, 02:47 AM

Lol.. man that was funny! Good one! Thanx!

07-18-2003, 02:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
acostello Crazy	Mongolian STD Subject: Mongolian STD An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tell the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion". The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice". The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease". The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!" "Oh, Thank God!", the man replies. "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money"

07-18-2003, 02:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Brilliant! __________________

07-18-2003, 05:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	funny!! i love the way U spell to match chinese guy's accent...even though its stereotype....U so funny, me laugh ass off __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-19-2003, 12:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	hehe very awesome have to echo KellyC's thoughts on the accent __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-19-2003, 01:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	lol thats horible __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

07-19-2003, 02:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol.. man that was funny! Good one! Thanx! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine