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New Breast
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them...
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A variation on the same theme::rolleyes:
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed an implantable computer chip that can store and play high quality music in stereo through women's breasts. The iTit will cost from $99 to $499 with speaker sizes ranging from 32AA (which has perfectly flat frequency response) to 40DD (highly noticeable peaks and valleys). This is considered to be a major social as well as musical breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts instead of listening to them. |
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