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uncle phil 05-20-2011 01:29 AM

New Breast
 
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them...

Lindy 05-25-2011 12:16 PM

A variation on the same theme::rolleyes:

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed an
implantable computer chip that can store and play high quality music in stereo through women's breasts.
The iTit will cost from $99 to $499 with speaker sizes ranging
from 32AA (which has perfectly flat frequency response) to 40DD (highly noticeable peaks and valleys).
This is considered to be a major social as well as musical
breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts instead of listening to them.


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