The Witness
 

There was a knock on the door this morning.

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said, "Good morning sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said, "Come in and sit down." I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before..."

haha! that's a cack!

TBH, ive let them in plenty of times when i was in sydney.

Although for the last 4.5 years i havent had a single one knock on my door here :orly: