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04-19-2011, 02:02 AM
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comfortably numb...
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The Witness
There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said, "Good morning sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." I said, "Come in and sit down." I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?" He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before..."
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04-19-2011, 02:21 AM
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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haha! that's a cack!
TBH, ive let them in plenty of times when i was in sydney. Although for the last 4.5 years i havent had a single one knock on my door here 
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