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Canadian Beer · 07-04-2003, 03:20 PM

Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when
one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men.
To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony
with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him
apologising profusely, explaining that she is a
physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll
be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still
between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help
the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his
pants and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits.
"But my thumb still hurts like hell."

Gotenks · 07-04-2003, 03:26 PM

hahaha, good one!

Snakeyes · 07-04-2003, 04:12 PM

Sweet!

Flesh · 07-04-2003, 05:14 PM

DEI37 · 07-04-2003, 07:34 PM

Classic...and I love it!

bravo49 · 07-05-2003, 12:22 AM

Shall have to try that one

oblar · 07-05-2003, 03:50 PM

i liked that one

maybe i should take up golf again.

thefatbaby · 07-05-2003, 09:17 PM

That was pretty awesome.

Regziever · 07-16-2003, 04:35 AM

Lol.. Man, maybe i should start golfing too..

PayUp · 07-16-2003, 03:45 PM

work well for alot of other sports

MikeyChalupa · 07-17-2003, 10:20 AM

I think I'd have kept my mouth shut...

-Mikey

clifclav · 07-17-2003, 10:56 AM

Very Clever one. Thanks

Raw Kuts · 07-17-2003, 04:09 PM

heh, must remember that.

07-04-2003, 03:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Canadian Beer Upright Location: Toronto Ontario	Golfing Accident Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologising profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain. "No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pants and starts massaging his genitals. "Doesn't that feel better?" she asks. "Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell." __________________ All we need in life: 1) Money 2) Girls 3) Cars 4) Guns 5) Beer Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

07-04-2003, 03:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gotenks Crazy Location: In a house	hahaha, good one! __________________ Mors ultima linea rerum est.

07-04-2003, 05:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	lol

07-04-2003, 07:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Classic...and I love it! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-05-2003, 03:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	i liked that one maybe i should take up golf again. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-04-2003, 04:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Snakeyes Loser Location: Toronto	Sweet!

07-05-2003, 12:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Shall have to try that one

07-05-2003, 09:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
thefatbaby Upright	That was pretty awesome.

07-16-2003, 04:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol.. Man, maybe i should start golfing too.. __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

07-16-2003, 03:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	work well for alot of other sports __________________ Born to Lose.

07-17-2003, 10:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	I think I'd have kept my mouth shut... -Mikey

07-17-2003, 10:56 AM	#12 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Very Clever one. Thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

07-17-2003, 04:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
Raw Kuts Insane Location: San Diego, CA	heh, must remember that. __________________ ( o< --!"Take that bass out you're voice, you talk to me in treble." / / \ \/_/_ -->Mos Def