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Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when
one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men.
To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony
with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him
apologising profusely, explaining that she is a
physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll
be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still
between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help
the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his
pants and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits.
"But my thumb still hurts like hell."

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2) Girls
3) Cars
4) Guns
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Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

Gotenks

hahaha, good one!

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Snakeyes

Sweet!

Flesh

lol

DEI37

Classic...and I love it!

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bravo49

Shall have to try that one

oblar

i liked that one maybe i should take up golf again.

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thefatbaby

That was pretty awesome.

Regziever

Lol.. Man, maybe i should start golfing too..

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Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
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PayUp

work well for alot of other sports

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MikeyChalupa

I think I'd have kept my mouth shut...

-Mikey

clifclav

Very Clever one. Thanks

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Raw Kuts

heh, must remember that.

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