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Old 07-16-2003, 02:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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An Ode To Oral Sex

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ok... The author obviously didn't like giving head (Poor thing). It was verry well written though.
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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litlle bit different from a version i heard about a week ago
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Old 07-17-2003, 11:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Very Clever One. Thanks.
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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oh this so makes me want to give my bf head...not....poor him
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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funny.... but ewwww.
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