07-15-2003, 06:11 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Sex kitten
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I get tons of those "sex kitten" invitations a day in the mail. I sent them to a gent I know who has yet to explore the, err, "fullness" of the Internet. He sent this reply: "I must say I am totally SHOCKED that you would even consider sending me such smut over the ether waves...You must think I'm some sort of pathetic, sex-starved computer geek with nothing better to do with my time than to spend it looking at pictures of half naked beautiful, young, uninhibited, free-thinking, pert-breasted, flat-tummied, trim thighed, hard- nippled, pouty-lipped, cyber sluts. All I can say is THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" </div> |
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