03-15-2011, 02:08 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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How To Get Into Heaven From Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered. 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven? Again, they all answered 'NO!'. I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?' A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD..." It's a curious race, the Irish.
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