Lindy

Ole's pickup was hit by a semi in an accident. In court, the trucking
company 's lawyer was questioning Ole.

'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine' ? asked the
lawyer.

Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my
favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....'

'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?

Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving
down da road...'

The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the
accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to simply answer the question.'

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to
the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
Bessie'.

Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust
loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down
da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and
smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie
vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move.
However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in
terrible shape yust by her groans'. 'Shortly after da accident da Highway
Patrolman, he came to da scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning
so he vent over to her' ..

'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun
and shot her right 'tween da eyes.

Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me
and said, 'How are you feeling?'

'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?

flat5

Worth seeing again. Good joke.