Bird
 

I found a half frozen bird as I walked to my girlfriend's house so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival. When I showed her, she told me how much she loved me for being so sensitive, so I thought I'd try my luck with some sex. She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren".

Good one

/me laughs and groans at the same time...

good one...

Probably better to change girl friend to wife. Makes a little more sense.