Resourceful kid
 

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband
is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the
closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover
in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your
glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How
much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father
says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That
is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess." They go to church and the father
alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession
booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start
that shit again"

haha :) that is <b>definatley</b> going to be retold.

thanks for posting it!... man that one caught me by surprise at the end.. gotta love the priest jokes.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


Good one! :)

This ones five stars. Thanks, the girlfriend will hear it tonite.

i'm spreading this one around tomorrow, thanks

omg, lol!! good one!

Hahah v.nice

unexpected end! good stuff...

heh good one

Actually Rolling on the floor Laughing My Ass Off! Seriously... man "don't start that shit again".. my god... Great story!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH :D hahahaha , thanks for a great laugh

LOL! That's GREAT!

That actually made me laugh. This will become one of those jokes you hear 100 years from now.

Good twist! Funny!

woot evily uber funny... thanks

lol, good joke!

Best new joke I've heard in ages. Thanks for the laughs.

heard it before but just as funny that is a classic

Very Clever one. Thanks

haha, clever, good joke!

This was really cool

good joke. I almost didn't finish reading it, but I am glad I did

Absolutley great! Thanks

LOL!! omg.. that rocks, I'msoo telling my friends that one

Damn, that was great.

Mighty impressive joke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That may be the best joke I've heard in months.

Five stars!

Hahaha! Awesome joke!