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uncle phil · 02-12-2011, 03:08 AM

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and beat the shit out of him...

Tully Mars · 02-12-2011, 04:04 AM

Poor dumb bastard.

genuinegirly · 02-12-2011, 04:57 AM

And the women paraised him!

Lindy · 02-12-2011, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by uncle phil

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in....

That's the same university that has ruined the jalapeno by breeding the TAM mild jalapeno cultivar. Those Aggies sure like to take the fun out of life.

Lindy

Plan9 · 02-12-2011, 09:44 PM

Well, yeah, ever sociology major knows that breasts are the single largest hurdle to sex equality in Western society.

Spiritinthesky · 02-14-2011, 02:49 PM

Very good

fresnelly · 02-14-2011, 05:28 PM

I for one am glad this is not an Uncle Phil Exhibition thread.

Plan9 · 02-14-2011, 07:00 PM

Oh, god, that Post Your Knees thread.

*horrible flashbacks*

02-12-2011, 03:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	New Bra Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and beat the shit out of him... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-12-2011, 04:04 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Poor dumb bastard. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

02-12-2011, 04:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	And the women paraised him! __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

02-12-2011, 09:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Well, yeah, ever sociology major knows that breasts are the single largest hurdle to sex equality in Western society. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

02-14-2011, 05:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	I for one am glad this is not an Uncle Phil Exhibition thread. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

02-14-2011, 02:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Spiritinthesky Upright	Very good

02-14-2011, 07:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Oh, god, that Post Your Knees thread. horrible flashbacks __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."