uncle phil

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and beat the shit out of him...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tully Mars

Poor dumb bastard.

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genuinegirly

And the women paraised him!

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Lindy

That's the same university that has ruined the jalapeno by breeding the TAM mild jalapeno cultivar. Those Aggies sure like to take the fun out of life.

Lindy

Plan9

Well, yeah, ever sociology major knows that breasts are the single largest hurdle to sex equality in Western society.

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Whatever you can carry.

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Spiritinthesky

Very good

fresnelly

I for one am glad this is not an Uncle Phil Exhibition thread.

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Plan9

Oh, god, that Post Your Knees thread.

*horrible flashbacks*

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."