Bank Robber
 

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There were a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you..."

Ooo... I wonder if this is the same wife, whose car was hit by an other driver, who then escaped the scene. The police was called and when the husband said, he was sure of the numbers on the plate of the escaping car, because they were his wife's birth year, the wife said they will drop the case...

Hehe, to both.