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Old 07-13-2003, 08:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A box of condoms

<div align="center">A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."

Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her.


"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."




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Old 07-13-2003, 08:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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uh its ok i guess its pretty good lol
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hehe i like that one.
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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didnt see it coming. i liked it.
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Old 07-14-2003, 07:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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heh, that guy's in trouble
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Old 07-14-2003, 10:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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HAhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


He's gunna have hell tonight!
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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HaHaha!!! Good one!
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Old 07-28-2003, 07:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That was a great one
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hehe, too bad he might have been telling the truth.
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hehe, me likes.
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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nice.. I like this.. didn't expect the punchline.
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