The Nagging Wife
 

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, where you can bury her, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $750."

The man thought about it, and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, and pay the high cost of a US funeral, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in our homeland and you would spend only $750?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance..."

Ha classic!