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astroid60 · 01-25-2011, 01:54 PM

Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on a long successful marriage...
The Queen replied, "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!"

uncle phil · 01-25-2011, 04:10 PM

astroid, gotta do this, buddy...

Redlemon · 01-25-2011, 06:16 PM

I had to look up who Kate was.

So, this is a Lady Diana joke, combined with an assassination conspiracy?

monkeysugar · 01-26-2011, 01:05 AM

The effort and contribution is appreciated, but it's probably still too soon. Not sure what the specific time-line is...

01-25-2011, 01:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
astroid60 Upright Location: Nth. Qld.Australia	Advice Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on a long successful marriage... The Queen replied, "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!"

01-25-2011, 04:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	astroid, gotta do this, buddy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-25-2011, 06:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I had to look up who Kate was. So, this is a Lady Diana joke, combined with an assassination conspiracy? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-26-2011, 01:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
monkeysugar I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross. Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...	The effort and contribution is appreciated, but it's probably still too soon. Not sure what the specific time-line is... __________________ I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good.