astroid60

Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on a long successful marriage...
The Queen replied, "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!"

uncle phil

astroid, gotta do this, buddy...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redlemon

I had to look up who Kate was.

So, this is a Lady Diana joke, combined with an assassination conspiracy?

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

monkeysugar

The effort and contribution is appreciated, but it's probably still too soon. Not sure what the specific time-line is...

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I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good.