Things To Do In An Elevator
 

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

I've always loved those kinda lists!

Maybe one day I'll have the guts to try something like that.

Great post, btw!

Ditto :lol: :hmm: :crazy:

I'm going to go to a random apartment building and do EVERYTHING on that list. If anybody asks what room I'm in, I'll make it up. :D

Great post LOL

Ha ha great list there.

This was quite funny. Thanks.

All good ones, heres another.


Whenever another person boards the elevator hold out your hand and say "Call me Admiral"

sad thing is.. even without the list I have done many of those :)

although will have to try some of the ones I haven't :)

The entire list is funny, but I love the puppet one...I can see someone doing that :D .

And oblar, though this an completely different thread/Forum, I pick you to be the one I'd like to be stuck with in an elevator, for three hours. At least it'd be entertaining.

bahahahaha good times :)

Very funny. I'm not sure I could do that personally, but I think it would be great to be in a lift with someone that did.

Funny...another one I've heard: Keep sniffing your index finger. I think it was Howie Mandell.

Ducktape hotdogs to your chest and run red blue and green wires out form them.. when the elevator doors shut.. count to five and set off your beeper.. pretend shock and pull out a pair of wire cutter and say.. "god green or red.. crap forgot i was color blind"

im gonna try all of those at the same time

sounds like a new reality tv show in the making... elevator follies.

I have actually tried a couple of these in my workplace thanks!