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uncle phil 01-25-2011 03:26 AM

Biker Love
 
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he didn"t want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity, either so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and the kiss was long and sensual complete with wrapping their tongues around each other's.

After they're finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."

Moyaboy 01-25-2011 05:06 AM

And two spurned lovers were found floating in the river.

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bagatelle 01-26-2011 03:09 AM

I found a thumb-up biker smiley, but for some reason I can't see the pic pop up... thumbs up anyway. ;)

http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...ies/harley.gif


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