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uncle phil · 01-15-2011, 02:57 AM

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles, something she just loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

"Because," she replied, "I really miss mine..."

TheCrimsonGhost · 01-15-2011, 05:13 AM

oh man that would suck.... by the way, why is this called "a california love story"? I'm from Los Angeles and can count the trannies I have met on 1 hand. Maybe another state would fit better? Florida? Texas?

uncle phil · 01-15-2011, 11:43 AM

feel free to substitute the state of your choice when re-telling...

intak758 · 01-27-2011, 10:48 AM

hey, I do that all the time.... hmmm

Tully Mars · 01-27-2011, 12:12 PM

You miss yours all the time too?

01-15-2011, 02:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	A California Love Story A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles, something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?" "Because," she replied, "I really miss mine..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-15-2011, 11:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	feel free to substitute the state of your choice when re-telling... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-27-2011, 12:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	You miss yours all the time too? __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

01-15-2011, 05:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
TheCrimsonGhost Upright Location: Los Angeles, CA	oh man that would suck.... by the way, why is this called "a california love story"? I'm from Los Angeles and can count the trannies I have met on 1 hand. Maybe another state would fit better? Florida? Texas?

01-27-2011, 10:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
intak758 Upright Location: North Carolina	hey, I do that all the time.... hmmm