bagatelle

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

- Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?

- Have you tried sandpaper?

Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

- Did you work out the problem with your girlfriend? asked Gepetto a few weeks later.

- Girlfriend? said Pinocchio. - Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?

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uncle phil

hehe...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Iliftrocks

That joke give me wood

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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

flat5

I remember a joke from many years ago.

What did Raggedy Ann say to Pinocchio?

"Tell the truth!" "Tell a lie." "Tell the truth!" "Tell a lie." "Tell the truth!" "Tell a lie."