Pinocchio and Splinters
 

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

- Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?

- Have you tried sandpaper?

Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

- Did you work out the problem with your girlfriend? asked Gepetto a few weeks later.

- Girlfriend? said Pinocchio. - Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?

hehe...

That joke give me wood

I remember a joke from many years ago.

What did Raggedy Ann say to Pinocchio?

"Tell the truth!" "Tell a lie." "Tell the truth!" "Tell a lie." "Tell the truth!" "Tell a lie."