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Old 01-04-2011, 02:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Airport Screening Data

It’s important at the end of the year to collect information, and here we have year-to-date statistics on Airport Screening supplied by the Department of Homeland Security.

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernia’s 1,485

Haemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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