01-04-2011, 02:49 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Nth. Qld.Australia
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Airport Screening Data
It’s important at the end of the year to collect information, and here we have year-to-date statistics on Airport Screening supplied by the Department of Homeland Security.
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernia’s 1,485 Haemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 |
01-04-2011, 03:48 PM | #2 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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