What your Car says about You
 

WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU ...

Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX: I am impotent

Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires

BMW 3-series: I wish I were important

BMW 5-series: I'm not important, but at least I got a raise

BMW 7-series: I'm still not important, but I've perfected the art of living
beyond my means

Buick Riviera: I like to make a statement by driving an ugly car, and the
Toyota Supra is too small

Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson

Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp

Cadillac-All Others: A Buick Park Avenue is too young and sporty for me.

Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the hell out of people

Chevrolet Chevette: I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a
'vette

Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chrysler Caravan: It's kinda sporty with those child-seats, don't you think?
Please say yes

Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Chrysler LHS: I want a car big enough to be seen by the Sojourner spacecraft

Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.

Dodge Stealth: I'm having a mid-life crisis, but I couldn't afford a Corvette

Ford Explorer: It IS NOT a station wagon . . . it's a sport-ute

Ford Fairmont: (See Dodge Dart)

Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes
when I pull up behind them

Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the fall

Geo Tracker: I will start the 12th grade in the fall

Honda del Sol: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
convertible at all.

Honda Civic: I have just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming

Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending

Isuzu Impulse: I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports

Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280
days per year

Jeep Cherokee: It is NOT a yuppie station wagon.

Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp

Lexus 300/400: I'm a contra-snob: I don't mind spending $50,000 on a car with
a $20,000 design

Lincoln Towncar: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Lincoln Navigator: I own lots of Exxon Stock

Mercury Grand Marquis: (see Lincoln Towncar)

Mercedes SLK Convertible: Why yes, my name is Buffy...how did you know?

Mercedes 500SEL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Chip

Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

MGB: I am dating a mechanic.

Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings

Nissan Maxima: My 3rd wife made me sell the 300ZX

Nissan Sentra GLE: The JokeMaster talked me into it

Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off
the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon: I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944: I am dating big-breasted women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal

Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic)

Subaru Legacy: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu

Toyota Camry: I am in the closet

Toyota Supra: I like driving a car that looks like a mutant fish

Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagon Cabriolet: I am out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus: I have been tripping continuously since 1968

Volvo 740 Wagon: I am frightened of my wife

Ahhhh haha nice.

You missed my Grand Prix GTP, however.

"Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the fall"

that one is great... mainly because when I bought it, the next fall I started my 11th year *grin*

aww, no saabs. Ah well.

haha

no eclipse. oh well.

I like the miata one, thanks.

how does a supra look like a mutated fish?

what about my plymouth voyager? besides that I wish I could go back in time and drop kick the salesman that sold me this piece of shit!!

Hey! I used to drive a Pontiac Firebird, and I didn't have a switchblade in my sock:eek: ........................it was a tanto flip blade, and I kept it in the shifter console! :D

Re: What your Car says about You
 

I actually knew a guy once, many years ago, when I was in the service, who was all excited about his new "'vette", and wanted a bunch of us to come out to see it. Yep...it was <b>Che</b>vette. He was a "farm kid" from South Dakota...we had to "educate" him. Fun times.