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Varying degrees of Cold
40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Vikings sunbathe. 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start. Vikings drive with the windows down. 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Vikings throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state. Vikings go swimming. Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating. Vikings have the last BBQ before it gets cold. 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist. Vikings lick flagpoles. 20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. Vikings throw on a light jacket. 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Viking Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Vikings pull down their ear-flaps. 173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Vikings get frustrated when they can't thaw their Finnlandia. 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear. Viking cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops. Vikings start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?" 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over. VIKINGS SUPPORT SWEDEN IN THE WORLD CUP |
There's a common variant for Scotland, with the last being "Scotland win the World cup"
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Good, very good
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Kewl, dewd!
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Funny, but is there a real reference to vikings being good at bearing the cold?
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Vikings are just Canadians that like to move around...
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cool shit :D
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