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Old 07-11-2003, 02:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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grumpy conversation

Mrs Grumpyolddude: "Honey, why do you have a suppository in your ear?"

Grumpyolddude: "What?"

Mrs. G: "I said 'Honey, why do you have a suppository in your ear?'"

G: "What?"

Mrs. G: "Why do you have that suppository in your goddam ear??!!?"

G: " Oh my! NOW I remember where I put my hearing aid!"

Edit: Closed the size tags, should work now.
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Old 07-11-2003, 05:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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*chuckle chuckle* Good one.
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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simple but good
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Old 07-11-2003, 05:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Very cute joke....
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Old 07-12-2003, 06:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh. That's sort of like:

I just got a real bargain on my new hearing aid.

Yeah? What kind is it?

About 3:30.
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Old 07-12-2003, 12:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Pretty funny!
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Worth a few chuckles
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Old 07-28-2003, 08:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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haha
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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gross but good
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Old 07-30-2003, 06:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh no....
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