Happy Birthday!
 

Little Susie wakes up on her birthday morning and is so excited about turning 6 that she's running around the house singing to herself.

She throws open the bathroom door and there's Dad taking a piss!

"Daddy, Daddy, what's that ?"

" Well Susie, this is a penis."

"Will I ever get a penis, Daddy?"

"Yes dear, just as soon as Mommy goes to work."

Personally, I don't find jokes about child rape funny at all. This is no exception.

Same here... but then I thought maybe the poster meant to imply, mom will never go to work... :confused:

Thumbs down either way. Either completely offensive or "merely" sexist.

I could have sworn there was a sticky or guideline about this at one point. I know you're just trying to contribute, but this sort of joke, along with dead baby jokes, etc., doesn't really mesh well on these boards.

Erm....

Really??

This one's a bit tasteless, even for a tasteless joke....

:shakehead:

I think there was. I've been trying to figure out what happened to it in between other tasks.

Disapprove.Sick. Unfunny.