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cchris · 12-06-2010, 02:53 AM

After 20 years of marriage a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck ,slowly worked his hand over her breasts,stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,caressed past the side of her breast again working down her side,passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then he proceeded up her inner thigh stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.
He continued in the same manner on her right side then suddenly stopped,rolled over and started to watch the TV.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing she asked in a loving voice "That was wonderful,why did you stop"?
He said. "I found the remote"

dlish · 12-06-2010, 03:34 AM

no amount of awesomeness can describe how funny i found this one!

bagatelle · 12-07-2010, 01:47 AM

Lol, yes, some things change, when you get older...

This is a true story from a place I used to work:

There was a middleaged cleaning lady, who had been arguing with her husband and they hadn't been talking for a while. Apparently not had sex or any other physical contact either. She was stubborn, but seemingly eager to get things settled, since this one day she was in hurry to get home. She explained, that her husband had left a note on the table in the morning before leaving for work. It said: 'Sex today?'

Since then this was used as a joke at work, when someone left home early: "they had a note on the table".

12-06-2010, 02:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Fondling in bed After 20 years of marriage a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck ,slowly worked his hand over her breasts,stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm,caressed past the side of her breast again working down her side,passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side then suddenly stopped,rolled over and started to watch the TV. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing she asked in a loving voice "That was wonderful,why did you stop"? He said. "I found the remote" __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

12-06-2010, 03:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	no amount of awesomeness can describe how funny i found this one! __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

12-07-2010, 01:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
bagatelle Psycho Location: Europe	Lol, yes, some things change, when you get older... This is a true story from a place I used to work: There was a middleaged cleaning lady, who had been arguing with her husband and they hadn't been talking for a while. Apparently not had sex or any other physical contact either. She was stubborn, but seemingly eager to get things settled, since this one day she was in hurry to get home. She explained, that her husband had left a note on the table in the morning before leaving for work. It said: 'Sex today?' Since then this was used as a joke at work, when someone left home early: "they had a note on the table".