astroid60

Scientists Decode the First Message from an Alien
Civilization...

Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star system at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your star system at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other star systems. Within one-tenth of a galactic rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum!
IT REALLY WORKS!

Xerxys

The first message we get from alien life is spam mail. Dammit!

Lindy

Proves that they are not so alien after all.

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

Ok, that's funny.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

bagatelle

Haha, I just read yesterday, NASA is going to hold a press conference today about astrobiology findings!

This could be a major leak...