My New Doctor
 

I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

I said, "I think my dick tastes funny..."

I'm calling bullshit!

Any man who could taste his own dick would never leave the house... ;)

:lol:

Great one!