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Zweiblumen · 11-09-2010, 07:49 AM

Everybody knows the story of Snow White and the 7 dwarfs.
Not many know that the dwarfs were originally 52 but vanished one by one.
When there were only 8 left everybody started to suspect Hungry.

uncle phil · 11-09-2010, 03:53 PM

Dopey: the youngest, sweetest, and silliest of the seven, and the only one to be completely bald and beardless; wears a too large lime green tunic and purple cap.

Grumpy: the grouchiest and most curmudgeonly of the group, though even he is supremely devoted to the beautiful Snow White; wears a red tunic, long white hair and beard.

Doc: the only one of the dwarfs to wear glasses (so presumably the most intellectual); wears an orange-brown tunic, long white hair and beard.

Happy: the most rotund of the dwarfs; wears a brownish two-tone tunic, yellow cap, long white hair and beard.

Bashful: evokes his bashful nature through a classic pose of shyness (hands clasped behind back, shoulders slightly raised, eyes upturned; sometimes difficult to distinguish between Sneezy and Sleepy; depicted in purple tunic and magenta cap, as well as long white hair and beard.

Sneezy: frequently shown with one finger underneath his nose, as if trying to stifle a sneeze; sometimes difficult to distinguish between Sleepy and Bashful; wears a yellow-brown tunic, long white hair and beard.

Sleepy: perhaps the most difficult to differentiate between Sleepy and Bashful, though he wears a perpetually sleepy looking, heavily lidded expression on his face; wears a brownish tunic, green cap, long white hair and beard.

where's hungry?

great joke, though...

11-09-2010, 07:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zweiblumen Insane Location: at home	Snow White and the 7 dwarfs Everybody knows the story of Snow White and the 7 dwarfs. Not many know that the dwarfs were originally 52 but vanished one by one. When there were only 8 left everybody started to suspect Hungry. __________________ Sodomy non sapiens. : I'm buggered if I know

11-09-2010, 03:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Dopey: the youngest, sweetest, and silliest of the seven, and the only one to be completely bald and beardless; wears a too large lime green tunic and purple cap. Grumpy: the grouchiest and most curmudgeonly of the group, though even he is supremely devoted to the beautiful Snow White; wears a red tunic, long white hair and beard. Doc: the only one of the dwarfs to wear glasses (so presumably the most intellectual); wears an orange-brown tunic, long white hair and beard. Happy: the most rotund of the dwarfs; wears a brownish two-tone tunic, yellow cap, long white hair and beard. Bashful: evokes his bashful nature through a classic pose of shyness (hands clasped behind back, shoulders slightly raised, eyes upturned; sometimes difficult to distinguish between Sneezy and Sleepy; depicted in purple tunic and magenta cap, as well as long white hair and beard. Sneezy: frequently shown with one finger underneath his nose, as if trying to stifle a sneeze; sometimes difficult to distinguish between Sleepy and Bashful; wears a yellow-brown tunic, long white hair and beard. Sleepy: perhaps the most difficult to differentiate between Sleepy and Bashful, though he wears a perpetually sleepy looking, heavily lidded expression on his face; wears a brownish tunic, green cap, long white hair and beard. where's hungry? great joke, though... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.