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Old 11-08-2010, 01:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hunting Elephants

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

Salespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their time
selling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery two
days before the season opens.
Software salespeople ship the first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an elephant.
Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint them
gray and sell them as "desktop elephants."
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