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uncle phil · 10-13-2010, 02:31 AM

An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin’ boat..."

Pearl Trade · 10-13-2010, 11:15 AM

Haha, good one.

SirLance · 10-13-2010, 06:39 PM

Ah, the Irish...

10-13-2010, 02:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Irish Logic An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin’ boat..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-13-2010, 11:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	Haha, good one. __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

10-13-2010, 06:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Ah, the Irish... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.