astroid60

The sexual position formerly known as the "69" is now called the "96".
Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up.

Xerxys

*groan*

Punk.of.Ages

96 doesn't seem very fun at all...

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freeload

Fantastic!

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The future ain't what it used to be.

flat5

Can we settle for 88

Plan9

Let's go, inflation. 99 is pretty good if she's helping push back against the spooning-position hip thrust onslaught.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

uncle phil

77 is still only 8 more...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Plan9

Yeah, but how long is she really expected to stay on her tip-toes during a carnal sheathing over the kitchen counter?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

trepdas

64 is the ultimate answer (D.A)

MageB420666

I thought that was 42?

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Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

Lindy

Let's see, the square root of 69 is ate something...