Three Girlfriends
 

Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.

Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.

Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue, where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix.

Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples, Florida.

Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow their own vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his dick.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.

Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.

Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg...

hehe. That's pretty hilarious.

Good joke

While amusing, this joke leaves me thinking: "How wide is a parrot?" They're not that big. I mean, it's not like a friggin' chicken. I think a guy that can balance one large bird on his wang is definitely going to be popular with the ladies.

How big is a parrot?
It really depends on the type...
http://www.markmelnick.name/parrots/...otJungle-1.jpg

Now, comparing with your average hen:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3647/...2464392263.jpg

I'd say 5 parrots would be pretty dang impressive.
(but isn't that model for the hen handsome?)

Hmm. Yeah, those are pretty big.

And is that guy wearing a kilt?

I think it might just be oddly pleated pants.

GG, why did you resist saying that that dude has a nice cock? I mean, the entire setup is right there and you let that pass? I'm kinda dissapointed!

Cock implies rooster, does it not? That is obviously a hen.

Still. :expressionless: