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o14real 07-08-2003 11:42 AM

A Little Birdie
 
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I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head

I'm not a morning person


:lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol: </div>

scope 07-08-2003 03:37 PM

ROFL. Thats great.

DEI37 07-08-2003 03:48 PM

That makes two of us. I hate the morning.

hotzot 07-08-2003 06:49 PM

very funny!!

zaiaz 07-09-2003 04:32 AM

<-----dialing aspc services....

God of Thunder 07-09-2003 09:18 AM

I wouldn't have even got up, I would've just thrown something at the little SOB.

F**K mornings :hmm:

Brewmaniac 07-09-2003 01:00 PM

Funny shit!


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