Confession
 

A guy goes into the confessional box.
He finds on one wall a small bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a box of the finest Cuban cigars.
On the seat is the latest Hustler Magazine.
Finally, the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies "Get out. You're in my side."

Guffaw!