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astroid60 · 09-10-2010, 11:11 AM

A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped out
and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."
The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer. "I want to be
hard all the time and get all the ass I want."
"As you wish," the genie replied.
So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat.

Amaras · 09-10-2010, 11:13 AM

Bada boom!

09-10-2010, 11:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
astroid60 Upright Location: Nth. Qld.Australia	Wish A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want." "As you wish," the genie replied. So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat.

09-10-2010, 11:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Bada boom! __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928