astroid60

During a recent interview, two brothers were asked if they were annoyed with being called stupid all the time.
"Yes we are" replied John. "It’s not fair on us or our family and especially not on our older brother who's in medical school you know"
"Really" replies the interviewer surprised at this news. "What particular field of medical studies is your brother involved in"
"Oh he's not in a field" answers Edward. "He's a miscarriage in a glass bottle".

uncle phil

love it...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

genuinegirly

That's one way to get in!

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy