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Old 09-02-2010, 02:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2010, 06:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How about camel spiders though???
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ooh, that's just hilarious. I'm surprised they printed it, not so surprised that
someone wrote in about it.
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Rumor has it they have whole Caribbean islands as dedicated habitats of these delicious creatures.
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with licking camel toads.
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with licking camel toads.
I could lick a 'mel toad for days.
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Anybody ever see The world according to Garp? Remember the Undertoad?
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I could lick a 'mel toad for days.
The viscous ones are the best.
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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O, for a viscous coupling with the Vicarious Viscount of Vulvaland.

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Old 09-02-2010, 07:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Verily....
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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How about camel spiders though???
Or farting spiders?
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