The Doctors
 

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given an elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted...

Now that is some funny shit right there !!!!!