GreyWolf

Been a long time since I started a thread, but I found this on the net, and I think it's wonderful, dry, and funny.

Oh... and exactly what the thread title says

Funniest Last Words, Deathbed Witticisms - Asylum.com

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The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.

uncle phil

great stuff...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.